Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
First 10, mbf me, no likes, 1 solo, go xx
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
Anons are so mean ..... why though?
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
bestcoastprincess: do you ever realize that you’re sitting in your room alone grinning at your computer
follow them all c:
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1. Say “Unh!” 2. Mumble 3 Spanish words 3. List 4 cities You just made a Pitbull song.
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
nobody messages me -.-
When my mom says dinner is ready
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first 20 to reblog.
j-a-i: promoting 5 favorites & a solo. must be following j-a-i
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barbieswithvans: 10 RANDOMS AND 5 FAVOURITES IN A LIST 2 SOLOS TO 18,800+ MUST BE FOLLOWING ME MUST REACH. XX